Always wear sunblock


Once upon a time there was a Nathan. He was hot! Girls his age said it and flirted with him, younger girls said it and stared at him, older women said it and stole a second glance, guys his age said it and hid their girlfriends, younger guys said it and developed low self esteem, older guys said it and looked with side eyes and he said it and looked in the mirror some more.
One day Nathan went to the beach for a swim and got raped by a shark.
Moral of the story: always wear sunblock B)

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